Wise Tailor

 Eating alone, I work my way 
 down sizes in my closet from 16 to 12
  
 make regular trips to the tailor,
 have waistbands taken in.
  
 I walk in holding a man’s hand. Should you need it,
 I can let waists back out. Very professional, 
  
 no one will notice. The tailor 
 was correct, no one noticed alterations, 

at least not 
in the clothing.